Fishy Business

So today I almost bought a goldfish. It was gold but it had black fins and and a little black spot just above his mouth. It looked a lot like Hitler. Needless to say, I was smitten. So I was so excited to buy little Adolf that I picked out a gallon bowl and a model wrecked WWII tank (they actually sell those) for him to play around in. Then the sales lady informed me that as he grew, little Adolf would need a bigger and bigger bowl. Even Nazi fish believe in Lebensraum. So, I had to give up on little Adolf. I wouldn't want him to be terrorizing the little French and Polish fish.