Monday, May 31, 2010

Bromanteau

Hey I invented a new word:

bromanteau

A bromanteau is a portmanteau of "bro" and another word. Bromanteau is a bromanteau in itself, a portmanteau of "bro" and "portmanteau."

Other bromanteaus:
  • brohemian
  • Brosef Stalin
  • Joe Brogan
  • brodeo
  • brojo (dojo for bros)
  • bromance
You get the idea.

What's that? You want me to cite my sources? Screw you!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Good Idea

Album Review: "Li(f)e" by Sage Francis

A Healthy Distrust was probably Sage Francis' breakout record and, unfortunately Human the Death Dance was not much of step up for him. Fortunately, Sage gets something he really needed on his latest album: a live band.

Sage collaborated with a host of indie rockers and musicians, working with different musicians on each track, to create a record that sounds different from the rest of his work, with a largely country-rock influenced sound.

Li(f)e opens with Little Houdini, a true story about a man who escapes from jail several times to visit his family. This nonfiction narrative is a refreshing turn for Sage, taking a break from his usual lyricism that often draws criticism for its over-the-top profane imagery and lack of subtlety. The music, a building country-tinged rock beat, is by Grandaddy's Jason Lytle. The lyrics and music mesh perfectly to make arguably the best track on the album.

Three Sheets to the Wind is a straight-rocker conducted by Death Cab guitarist Chris Walla. I Was Zero sees Sage return to old lyrical form over a buoyant accompaniment.

The album's first single is Slow Man. Written long before the rest of this album, the lyrics for this song didn't have a home until it found a home with this tracks bluesy groove.

The album closes with it's second single, The Best of Times. Here, Sage Francis brings back his trademark confessional style, recounting his troubled youth over a beautiful arrangement by French composer Yann Tiersen, who's most known for composing the soundtrack to the motion picture "Amelie."

While this album has a view pitfalls, overall it is very good. The music definitely steals the show and is the landmark difference between this record and the rest of Sage Francis' catalog.


Saturday, May 22, 2010

F---ing Robin, Part 2

OK I woke up today and that freakin' bird was back at it, attacking the same glass door. All he does is poop on the patio and then flap into the sliding door. He doesn't even try other windows, it's just the same spot every time. I have no idea what he wants.

Here are some videos I took of this bird bein' stupid.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Album Review: "Trans-Continental Hustle" by Gogol Bordello

When you listen to Gogol Bordello's newest album you're probably going to pick up on some Latin roots mixed in with the usual gypsy punk madness, undoubtedly influenced by singer Eugene Hütz's relocation from New York to Rio. Hütz's pursuit of Afro-Latin beats has led to a personnel change in the band. Original drummer Eliot Ferguson (once called the only sane member in the band) has been replaced by a drummer by the name of Oliver Charles. Here's a a quote from Hütz on the band's newest addition:

"He comes from a dynasty of drummers from Trinidad, (which is) so essential for some of the new elements in our music. Oliver comes in with a full knowledge to break out the gypsy punk samba. It is out of this world."

Though I hate to see people leave bands (oh what will RHCP be without Frusciante?) as much as I hate to see good bands break up (Rage is never coming back) I can only hope that the split was made on good terms.

Anyway, back to the album. Trans-Continental Hustle opens strong with Pala Tute a song about a gypsy girl from Hütz's youth. The song, which has been a solid promotional favorite and was first heard on the DVD extras portion of Live From Axis Mundi, immediately gives the listener the basic gypsy goodness that can be expected from the band.

My Companjera continues along in the same vein. Musically, this song sounds a bit like a re-hash of My Strangle Uncles From Abroad, from 2007's Super Taranta. Sun Is On My Side adds some variation to Gogol Bordello, starting out as a somber and tender ballad.

The band brings back the fire with Rebellious Love and the album's first single and most punk-influenced effort, Immigraniada (We Comin' Rougher), before bringing it back down again. Hütz gets reflective on When Universes Collide, bringing the heavier fare of gang violence and war to the table. Despite serious musings, the band doesn't let it overcome then, instead rising triumphantly over the melancholy before finishing in a relaxed reprise.

The Latin sound starts coming out with Una Menina and Raise The Knowledge, which sports some mean violin licks and some electric organ (a rare addition for Gogol). The album ends strongly with Break The Spell and the title track. Break The Spell is perhaps the best rock number on the album, featuring exciting rhythms and riffs. The final track boasts samba rhythms and a chorus ripped from You Gave Up (Roumania), a song from the band's BBC Sessions featured on Live From Axis Mundi.

Overall, I'm extremely satisfied with this album. There's not a bad song on this album - all of the songs are extremely catchy and fun. The band, while employing a lot of the same tricks, is using some new influences to freshen up their sound (moving away from a lot of the dub sounds on Super Taranta!)

It's always a party with Gogol. Go get it.

The whole album can be streamed from their Myspace page here

For info on the band and their store go to their website here

News Update

Sarah Palin Excited by Apparent Abundance of Oil
Nature to Man: "This is what you get when you mess with us"

News Update

Oil Spill Accuses Environmentalists of Racism When They Ask it to Leave Ocean
Obama Invites Oil Spill to Beer Summit
In related news: Brown Pelicans, once endangered, now looking forward to being known as Black Pelicans after the oil spill reaches their habitats.

In unrelated news: Mountain man invites goat to Beer Summit

Monday, May 10, 2010

You scream, I scream, we all scream for an adult


















Click on the picture to enlarge if you have trouble reading the truck's red banner

This is a pedophile's dream vehicle. Not only can a creepy child abductor lure children to his truck with promises of tasty treats, he can also brazenly broadcast his intentions to an unsuspecting world by advertising what it is he likes to do: Watch Children.

Genius.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Movies: Iron Man 2

Iron Man 2 was a decent movie, not a bad sequel but not quite what I had hoped for. If there's one general criticism I have for the movie is that I wish things had been more developed. Every time something came up I wanted it to be more developed. I wanted character changes to be explored in more depth, I wanted dialogues to be expanded, and I wanted actions sequences to be longer. However I realize that might be a bit much to ask for from an action movie that's already 2 hours along.

Anyway, besides a general desire for more I had two other complaints. First of all, having Don Cheadle replace Terrence Howard as Rhodes was distracting for me. I lost sense of Rhodes' character and his relationship with Stark which is a shame because Rhodes was featured a lot more in this film, having many more pivotal scenes than in the first movie.

Secondly, the introduction of SHIELD as a major plot element slowed the plot and made it feel very clumsy. Just as Tony Stark is left in the dark about what SHIELD is all about, so is the audience, and it all feels like a diversion from what's actually going on.

I had high hopes for the additional emotional content and conflict in this movie that would build off the first, but I was disappointed. Though the film depicts a dying Stark grappling with his mission and legacy the film fails to effectively capture the pathos and gravity of the situation, in my eyes. However, that being said it wasn't a bad movie, with some solid action sequences and a few good laughs to boot.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Death of a Trashman

So close to being recycled yet so far away...
Rest in pieces... for ever and ever

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Trash Talk


Meet Billy the Trash Man. Billy is made out of all the garbage I produced over the last two semesters. Specifically, Billy is made out of non-recyclable metals and plastics, not paper, organic, or recyclable waste. Basically, Billy is made out of all the stuff that gets sent to landfills everyday to sit for years and years.
Over the last two semesters I collected all the trash that wasn't biodegradable (coffee lids, candy wrappers, drinking straws, etc.) and put it in a box. A couple people probably thought I was crazy as I stuffed styrofoam cups and plastic boxes in my backpack, as if I were some demented hoarder. The reason I did this is because one day I realized that everything I threw out, added up. For every bag of chips I threw out, there were millions of other bags being thrown out at the same time by people like me all over the world. And that thought drove me crazy. Every time I see people use plastic spoons and drink out of styrofoam cups I cringe, because those items are being used once and then they're being thrown away to fester forever.

Everyday we throw away more and more garbage and it just piles
up. But you never really think about it because, what's another plastic spoon on the pile going to do? But we do it every day, over and over again. So, as a personal goal, I am trying to cut down my non-biodegradable, non-recyclable garbage waste to next to nothing over the next year (which will be tough for me). My experiment over the last 2 semesters was a way to show myself what I was really doing, as a way to ween myself off waste.

So back to Billy. The reason why I made Billy is because I wanted to save my garbage from being stuffed into a landfill. Billy was penance for my careless and reckless consumption. My idea was the make art out of my waste, in order to infuse some sort of value into these materials that are otherwise worthless. Unfortunately, since I am not an artist, the best I could do was make a sad snowman-looking thing. However, this might be fitting for the purpose, because the problem that I am trying to confront is just as ugly as Billy is. He's a symbol of society's addiction to waste and consumption and, who knows, maybe with the rate that garbage is piling up, our children will be making snowmen out of trash.

The twisted irony of my situation is that I'm going to have to throw Billy out. When I leave school on Wednesday I will not be able to take Billy home with me. So, I will lay Billy to rest in a trash can, where he'll proceed to live his immortal life in a dump. Or, in the ocean.



While I'd really like to see corporations and governments take more action to help combat
waste dumping and pollution in general, it really comes down to normal people like you and me.So what do I want you to do? Make small sacrifices. Eat more fruits and vegetables (ones that
don't come in non-recyclable packages), use reusable cups, and just think about where your trash is going, because if it's not going in your backyard, it may be going into someone else's. It's a really big problem.

Thanks for reading.