Wednesday, May 12, 2010

News Update

Oil Spill Accuses Environmentalists of Racism When They Ask it to Leave Ocean
Obama Invites Oil Spill to Beer Summit
In related news: Brown Pelicans, once endangered, now looking forward to being known as Black Pelicans after the oil spill reaches their habitats.

In unrelated news: Mountain man invites goat to Beer Summit

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