The Diarrhea Diet

This is probably the greatest example of repackaging an old product:

So... they're laxatives? "That puffy, hard feeling in my stomach that has made me uncomfortable for years has gone down in just a few days. I felt the difference in my pants and skirts right away." Wow, imagine being constipated for over a year. Well now she looks and feels great (but she should probably wash those pants and skirts).