Melting Point

You scream, I scream, we all scream for an adult

Click on the picture to enlarge if you have trouble reading the truck's red banner

This is a pedophile's dream vehicle. Not only can a creepy child abductor lure children to his truck with promises of tasty treats, he can also brazenly broadcast his intentions to an unsuspecting world by advertising what it is he likes to do: Watch Children.

Genius.