Adult Swim

So, when I first saw this product on the store shelf, I had to ask myself, why did this creepy pedophile-looking guy need to be awkwardly Photoshopped into the picture?

Then, as I continued to peruse the store shelf, I was forced to ask myself, why was this creepy pedophile-looking guy Photoshopped into the rest of these pictures?

Seriously. Not only is his inclusion totally creepy and unnecessary, it's also completely uncreative and lazy. It makes no sense.

P.S. All these floaty toys look really cool but I read reviews for them and apparently they all suck.

You scream, I scream, we all scream for an adult

Click on the picture to enlarge if you have trouble reading the truck's red banner

This is a pedophile's dream vehicle. Not only can a creepy child abductor lure children to his truck with promises of tasty treats, he can also brazenly broadcast his intentions to an unsuspecting world by advertising what it is he likes to do: Watch Children.

Genius.