"I Saw the Sign, and it Opened up my Eye"

Either this is a plumber's artistic rendering of how tear ducts work, or that eye is just way too big.

Got a giant eye that needs rinsing? Come down to our Giant Eye Rinse Station Outlet Store and purchase your very own Giant Eye Rinse Station. Our patented design sprays water under your eye, not in, at, or on your actual eye.

Warning: Do no use with regular sized-eyes.

You scream, I scream, we all scream for an adult

Click on the picture to enlarge if you have trouble reading the truck's red banner

This is a pedophile's dream vehicle. Not only can a creepy child abductor lure children to his truck with promises of tasty treats, he can also brazenly broadcast his intentions to an unsuspecting world by advertising what it is he likes to do: Watch Children.

Genius.

Sign Fail

there is no deaf child here.